I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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