you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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