i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize