I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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