His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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