So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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