Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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