is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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bring money and cleavage
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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