Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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