I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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