Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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