This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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