My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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