Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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