I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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