glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
