I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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