How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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