Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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