What did we do last night that was yellow?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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