We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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