we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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