you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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