If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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