omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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We were destined to go to rehab together
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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