im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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