That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
