Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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