So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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