I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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