Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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