i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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