There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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