His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
