He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Sober January is a disaster.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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