He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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