dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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