I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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