at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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