good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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