I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
that's an acceptable place to lick
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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