their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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