i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize