My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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