my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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