I don't usually arrange sex via text message
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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