Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
