We're facebook friends in real life
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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