The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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