i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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