I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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