Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My vagina is very pro this idea
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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